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Your mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whole bunch of whales started singing: "We. Are. Fam-ily. Even though you're fatter than me."

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Your momma so Asian, when you get a B on your report card, she starts crying.

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Hahaha.

You momma so fat she stuck batteries up her rear end and sang: "I got the powa!"

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bleh i suck at yo momma jokes Tongue
ill give it a shot
uhm your mother is so fat that shes soo fat (:
yes i know i pwned it

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Meh. Howzabout : Your momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Erh, well someone said this... A comedian and I SUCK at this but...
Your momma's so fat,
that when she jumped for joy.
She got stuck.

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Okay...

Here's: Your momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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